PERMANENT EYESHADOW Predicament
PERMANENT EYESHADOW, vibrantly noticeable, in a fluorescent lime green…desired by this otherwise regular guy.
The ultimate embarrassment (PERMANENTLY colorful eyelids) is destined to happen via your viral posting of my picture everywhere beyond my recovery, and then via this permanent transformation, as one of you uses this leveraged guarantee of exposure Everywhere, ultimately to my friends/family/wife/coworkers.
Do your thing, viral internet! 😬
(Will I change my mind too late? ⏳)
With luck, this will timeout before this becomes findable via Google or other facial recognition. 😎