It’s Xmas, nothing open…No public toilets to lick!

It’s a difficult day, and season overall to humiliate yourself, if you’re a pathetic beta loser….ppl tryna be all nice n shit. lol the ppl who are meanest/most likely to laugh at you?
They’re an age I’m NOT comfortable humiliating myself in front of! 🤔🤔maybe college area?
Btw this was in a dressing room. Pissed myself, licked the puddle and rubbed piss pants all over my face + body